... that I ain't William Carlos Williams or William Stafford, whichever wrote the poem so titled. But I am Kevin and I am gonna write, damnit. Channeling my cousin Derrick's circa 1990, "I'm Gumby dahmit." We both got taking turns saying that. Think we pre-Beavised Butthead and pre-Buttheaded Beavis.
Like I said, this was just to say...